Monday, January 24, 2011

Another Day, Another those who believes in the mumbo-jumbo of 'WONDER' medicines

This joke, I wanna share with my fellow friends, who already tired being approached by these 'instant' doctors who claimed that their wunder-products could cure us of all kinds of maladies, while at the same time making us overnight millionaires! Yeah...rite...

Those who thinks that they can get rich by the pyramid scheme, be my guess, though numbers and statistics had already proven otherwise. But to those who believes that their product really works, well, let me tell ya one thing: Placebo Effect.

Well, let you all do the reading...Google is just one finger-click away.... Now, on to the joke, and I hope you understand what I'm trying to share:

Subject: The church organist

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness.
One afternoon, the pastor
Came to call on her and she
showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on
top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones,
they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of
him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I
wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would
prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all

Heheheh...well, That's All Folks!

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